Calvin and Hobbes for President!

[hawkeye59]

The German leader, Wilhelm Von Bratwurst

French leader: Louis Renault

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Can we see a full list of the cabinet?

[hawkeye59]

Secretary of State: Susie Derkins
Secretary of Defense: Spaceman Spiff
Attorney General: Tracer Bullet
Secretary of Cardboard Box Affairs: Hobbes duplicate/Calvin duplicate
Pretty Much the major ones.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Secretary of State: Susie Derkins
Secretary of Defense: Spaceman Spiff
Attorney General: Tracer Bullet
Secretary of Cardboard Box Affairs: Hobbes duplicate/Calvin duplicate
Pretty Much the major ones.

OK. I son't want to inject too much realism into this, but did Hobbes eliminate the other departments to get rid of waste, or do they just not play an important enough role in the Administration?

[hawkeye59]

Secretary of State: Susie Derkins
Secretary of Defense: Spaceman Spiff
Attorney General: Tracer Bullet
Secretary of Cardboard Box Affairs: Hobbes duplicate/Calvin duplicate
Pretty Much the major ones.

OK. I son't want to inject too much realism into this, but did Hobbes eliminate the other departments to get rid of waste, or do they just not play an important enough role in the Administration?

The second one, there are a few he kept I didn't mention, but the rest were absorbed by the Department of Cardboard Box affairs.

[feeblepizza]

This TL is preposterous. Are you going to use anybody who isn't a cartoon character or an Atlas forum user?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This TL is preposterous. Are you going to use anybody who isn't a cartoon character or an Atlas forum user?

He used Benson Rockefeller, who isn't a cartoon character, and isn't an atals forum user.

[hawkeye59]

This TL is preposterous. Are you going to use anybody who isn't a cartoon character or an Atlas forum user?

He used Benson Rockefeller, who isn't a cartoon character, and isn't an atals forum user.

There is no forum god but Benson Rockefeller, and Winfield is his prophet.
Well, maybe yougo1000

[hawkeye59]

RESULTS

HOBBES WINS
BREAKING NEWS:
PALESTINE-ISRAEL TREATY REACHED, JERUSALEM TO BECOME JOINT PALESTINIAN-ISRAELI  TERRITORY!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

It's back

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

It's back

[hawkeye59]

BREAKING NEWS: EVIL DICTATOR KILLED BY HOLY HAND GRENADE (Armaments Chapter 2 Verses 9-21



MORE EVIL DICTATORS KILLED BY FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD.

LOCAL NEWS: PARROT DEAD
BRITISH ELECTION RESULTS:
Leicester
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel (Silly) 12,342
Alan Jones (Sensible) 9,443
Kevin Phillips-Bong (Slightly Silly) 0
Harpenden
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith (Very Silly) 34,311
Mr Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Silly) 32,212
James Walker (sensible) 32,211
BREAKING NEWS: Local Lumberjack OK

[tmthforu94]

It's back!

[Mexino Vote]

Best. Story. Ever.

[hawkeye59]

BREAKING: USA Recognises Tibet and Taiwan

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Love the Monty Python references!

[hawkeye59]

Epilogue: Hobbes served until 2041, and then Calvin until 2065. They are recognised as two of the best presidents.
THE END

[hawkeye59]

bump.
Well, it's over.