Calvin and Hobbes for President!

[hawkeye59]

Hobbes, among other things, will send a snowman army to fight the war.

Any Comments?

Suggestions?
FORUM Posts?

FORUM July 3 2025
BRTD: This is ridiculus, hobbes is a suburban fascist.
Any more, guys?

[hawkeye59]

Hobbes, among other things, will send a snowman army to fight the war.

Any Comments?

Suggestions?
Future Forum Posts?
Please, Suggestions

[hawkeye59]

Quorgdonia, Quorg

Quorgians light a fire in order to stop them, unfortunately, 1/5 of the town burns down, and the snowmen are unharmed.
Snowmen use this weapon:

Town soon after:

BRTD: This is such a fascist, suburbian plan!
Libertas: This is the American police state at its worst.
Ben Constine: This is great!
Libertas *quoting Ben*
Kalwejt: TEH SNOWMEN ARMY!!!!!!!!
hawkeye59: *quotes Kalwejt*

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Good to see it back.

[hawkeye59]

ENEMIES SURRENDER!
2024 election next.

[hawkeye59]

Libertas challenges Calvin and Hobbes to a snowball fight.
The TEAMS:
A Bunch of People
hawkeye59
Kalwejt
C+H
Barnes
tmth
PB
PS
ilikeverin
A bunch of other people, Including
Wilhelm Von Bratwurst, Maple Pine Tree, Joe Anderson, Tillio Marquis, J.J. Reddick, Jose and Juan Viscianu, and Bryan Ryan, and Andrew Stellmacher.
vs.
A bunch of people
A bunch of other people
BRTD
Libertas

[hawkeye59]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1
SNOWBALL FIGHT BEGINS

POINT TOTAL
FINAL SCORE
Team Awesome (C+H) 599
Mouvement Anti-Suburbia: BRTD-Libertas 29
TEAM AWESOME WINS!

[hawkeye59]

MOUVEMENT ANTI-SUBURBIA CHALLENGES TEAM AWESOME TO CALVINBALL GAME!
What you are about to read is the most epic calvinball game ever.

[hawkeye59]

Official Calvinball Rules

1. All players are required to wear a Calvinball mask. This regulation is not to be questioned.
All following rules may be changed, amended or deleted by any player involved at any point in the game.
1.Any player may declare a new rule whenever he/she wants. This can be done audibly or silently, depending on the zone the player is in.
2.The Calvinball may be used in any way the player sees fit, whether to cause injury to other players or to gain benefits for himself.
3.Any penalty legislation may be in the form of pain, embarassment, or any degradation the rulee wishes to execute upon the other player.
4.The Calvinball field consists of areas, or zones, which are governed by a set of rules declared by players. 5.Zones may be appear and disappear as often and wherever the player decides. For example, a corollary zone would enable a player to make a corollary (sub-rule) to any rule already made. Or a pernicious poem place would require the intruder to do what the name implies. Or an opposite zone would enable a player to declare reverse playability on the others. (Remember, the player would declare this zone oppositely by not declaring it.)
6.Players may name flags, assigning their powers and the rules governing the use of the respective flag.
7.Songs are an integral part of Calvinball and verses must be sung spontaneously through the game when randomly assigned events occur.
8.Score may be kept or disregarded. In the event that score is kept, it shall have no bearing on the game nor shall it have any logical consistency to it. (Legal scores include 'Q to 12', 'BW-109 to YU-34, and 'Nosebleed to Pelvic Fracture'.)
9.Any rule above that is carried out during the course of the game may never be used again in the event that it causes the same result as a previous game. Calvinball games may never be played the same way twice.
10. A Calvinball may be a football, volleyball, or any other reasonable ball.
11. The Calvinball field should be any well-sized field, preferably with trees, rocks, grass, creeks, and other natural obstacles.
12. Other optional equipment includes flags, wickets (especially of the time-fracture variety), and anything else the players wish to include.

[hawkeye59]

5,4,3,2,1 BEGIN!

[hawkeye59]

5,4,3,2,1 BEGIN!

TEAM AWESOME: J
Mouvement Anti-suburbia: 2
TEAM AWESOME WINS

[hawkeye59]

2024 Primaries
Cartoon
Hobbes

Republican
Bill Mitchell
Arnold Vinick
Ben Rockefeller
yougo1000
Democrat
Mackenzie Allen

[hawkeye59]

Hobbes/Calvin
vs.
yougo/Rockefeller
vs.
allen/palmer

[hawkeye59]

Hobbes approval: 89%

[Psychic Octopus]

Is Susie included in those approving?

[hawkeye59]

Of course not.

[hawkeye59]

National News Network: ELECTION NIGHT
Poll
Hobbes 41
Yougo 31
Allen 18

[hawkeye59]

results at 7:00
Hobbes wins IN
Hobbes wins KY

[hawkeye59]

7:30 EST
Hobbes wins WV and OH

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Isthere going to be a map at the end of the election night?

[hawkeye59]

Isthere going to be a map at the end of the election night?

Yes.

[hawkeye59]

a bit of writer's block.

[hawkeye59]

map

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Do the Republicans always nominate Yougo1000 and Benson Rockefeller?

[hawkeye59]

Do the Republicans always nominate Yougo1000 and Benson Rockefeller?

No.