i just found out

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Maybe, like me, you're the product of WV inbreeding and were left on a door step?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I would love to believe that gramps. But I'm not a fan of unions or moutain dew.

Well then you weren't raise all wrong (a lil f'd up, but not a total disaster ).

Man up, King, and deal with it.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

My dad voted for Ron Paul in 2008 and owns a copy of atlas shrugged.

I voted for Ron Paul in the 2008 Republican caucus and I own a copy of Atlas Shrugged. 

Does that mean my son won't like unions or Mountain Dew?  I just hope no one ever gives him one.  As it is, he can't sit still for more than about five seconds.

I'd recommend a lil vodka in his juice, bro.  Works wonder  Yeah Yeah, I know he's a lil guy, but eh.......

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I guess women just don't see things the way men do.  Probably, that's for the best.

Perhaps, as long as you remember they don't give a damn about you, only their own security, progeny, etc.

most cynical post.  ever.

A bit hyperbollic, but not so far off.