Former Governor Htmldon speaks in New Hampshire

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

Greetings, fellow Atlasians.  I've come to New Hampshire, the "Live free or die" state to talk to you about why I believe that MAS has the beliefs and leadership qualities that would make an exceptional Governor for the Northeastern region.

*Crowd of 6 paid staffers cheers*

Thank you, thank you.

*additional 2 curious onlookers gather*

MAS has the experience that we can trust to lead the Northeast to a brighter future

*curious onlooker 1 asks "Who the f**k are you?"*

Uh.. I'm the former Governor of the Southeastern Region

*curious onlooker 1 says "You mean Ernest!  We love Ernest!"*

No, no... he's the current Governor....

*curious onlooker 2 screams "Look everyone, it's GWBFan!!!  Yay!"*

NO, he was the governor before me....

*paid staffers lose interest, go grab a Pizza*

Well anyway, friends...

*Htmldon begins talking to himself*

Why isn't anyone listening to me??

*curious onlooker 1 says "We don't have the foggiest idea who you are, but we know who MAS is.  We know that his experience on the Supreme Court will come in handy when dealing with Constitutional issues in the Senate."*

*curious onlooker 2 says "Yeah, we like Colin W but MAS is the clear choice for protecting liberty!"

Oh, well good then.  I'll be getting back to Memphis then.  Good day to you all!

[KEmperor]

Haha, that was quite amusing.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

[King]

Great speech Don.

Instead of the long greyhound bus drive home to Tennessee, why don't you spend the night at King's of Nyman in well Nyman?

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

You think I can afford Greyhound on the pension that Ernest is giving me?  I'm having to hitchhike.  Anyone going my way?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

You think I can afford Greyhound on the pension that Ernest is giving me?  I'm having to hitchhike.  Anyone going my way?

I had to fund the start-up costs of the lottery you proposed from somewhere. 

[badnarikin04]

Htmldon, which town were you in?

I thought i saw a sign somewhere that said "Irrelevant Speech That Way -->".

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

Green's Grant, in Coos county.  I could swear I also saw an old sign that said "Write-in Badnarik, we couldn't get him on the ballot here in New Hampshire"