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MAS117
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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2004, 03:17:11 PM »

JFK sounds like drudge, good stuff JFK, i laughed
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2004, 03:26:19 PM »

JFK sounds like drudge, good stuff JFK, i laughed

Cheesy.
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The Duke
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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2004, 05:30:59 PM »


Chuck Finnigan: Apparently Ford owed a considerable amount of money to a loanshark ...

I thought these were supposed to be fictional stories.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2004, 04:19:26 AM »

[size=10]The Washington Ghost[/size]

AL: "GAMBLER" OWES ME HIS HOUSE



Washington, DC

Vice President Al Realpolitik has claimed that the mystery Gambler in FAB News Network's story (who he names as James B MacPhee, 21 Newport Drive, Chesapukeawhegget, MA) has lied to FAB, and actually owes the Vice President his house.
Mr MacPhee "X" has complained to the police about "secret cameras", "being stalked", "death threats" and "malicious spam e-mail's".
Al Realpolitik denies that he is anything to do with these allegations, and told our reporter: "shuddup or your next ya hear me!"
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2004, 05:52:27 AM »


Chuck Finnigan: Apparently Ford owed a considerable amount of money to a loanshark ...

I thought these were supposed to be fictional stories.

Heehee.
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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2004, 04:52:13 PM »

This is unique and hilarious. Well done, poking fun of me is always funny to me.

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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2004, 08:57:40 AM »

This is unique and hilarious. Well done, poking fun of me is always funny to me.

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I had a feeling you wouldn't mind Smiley.
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2004, 05:52:59 PM »

Heh, in case anyone's interested at all, the sign said nothing about democracy whatsoever... Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2004, 04:23:09 AM »

Heh, in case anyone's interested at all, the sign said nothing about democracy whatsoever... Smiley

lol, obviously, what does it say then?
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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2004, 09:21:23 AM »

Heh, in case anyone's interested at all, the sign said nothing about democracy whatsoever... Smiley

lol, obviously, what does it say then?

It says "have a referendum [actually, a verb on referendum, which I don't think exists in English] on the EU-constitution" Wink
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« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2004, 02:16:35 PM »

[size=20]BREAKING NEWS![/size][/color]



We're Back!
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Jack Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are BACK!

After a few recent "problems" we are now back on air and ready to uncover the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Now, why were we gone you ask? Well, We had a little lawsuit filed against us by Vice-President Al, he sued us for libel over our stories on his gambling problems.

Fortunately, the case was acquitted on the slight technicality that every story we run is true.

This has been a Fair and Balanced News Network Report
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« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2004, 04:28:02 PM »

[size=20]BREAKING NEWS![/size][/color]


Senator Sued for Sham Slogan
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Jack Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just received word that the Democrat-turned-United-Lefty Senator Michael Z is being sued by a young girl of 14 over one of the campaign planks he ran on back in April

(play recording of Michael Z saying)

And what's more, if I get elected I will ensure that all citizens can have a taste of these famous Maryland cookies.

The little girl in question, who we cannot name although handwriting experts believe it to be Mid Western Governor ILikeVerin was devastated. She waited till the end of May, but the cookies never arrived.

Her parents, outraged that a politician could lie to get elected, brought court action against Michael Z immediately.

The Senator, already believed to be in dire financial straits after he threw all his money into his campaign, will be hard-hit by this case.

Ladies and Gentlemen, goodnight.

This has been a Fair and Balanced News Network Report
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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2004, 05:02:24 PM »

I've been mentioned in 3 stories which I, and all of the members of my staff wish to say are totally and completely false!  Woohoo!
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2004, 02:17:24 AM »

Write one about me Smiley
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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2004, 11:20:20 AM »

The Washington Ghost

[size=10]FAB in libel shock[/size]
Supreme Court tells FAB to fork out $2 Million


Al: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Washington
In a shocking development, the Supreme Court has reversed an earlier ruling, and ordered FAB News Network to pay Vice President Al Realpolitik $2 Million. Chief Justice Migrendel denies that this suprising turn of events had anything to do with rumours about his private life, alledgedly circulated from a bunker under the White House. Mr Realpolitik's response to these new allegations was: Ha ha ha ha ha!
When asked if this ruling might damage the freedom of the press, his response was: "freedom of the press? Is that some kinda sick joke or something? Eh? Eh?".

Other News: The body of a man, identified as James B MacPhee, has been found by the Police. He was found hanged in a locked cabinet, with 12 stab wounds and 28 bulletholes on his body. His face had been kicked in and disfigured by sulphuric acid.
Boston Police say it's the strangest case of suicide they've seen for a while.
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