Ford Campaign Ads

[The Duke]

(Fade in a map of the 2000 election)

Narrator: We live in a 50/50 nation.  We are evenly divided, with an ever shrinking number of centrist voters.  It is these few centrists that decide elections.

(Fade in map of the electoral college from the Nym-Super race)

Narrator: Only last election, we nearly captured the White House.  Today, our party's voter registration is higher than last time, and the Demcorats lower than ever.  This is our chance to win the White House.  To do it, we must win the center.  Don't lose this chance by nominating someone who just can't win...

This ad paid for by the Ford-'04 campaign.

[The Duke]

(The screen is filled with the Soviet flag, Russian choral music plays)

Narrator: In the 1930s, the United States faced the greatest economic crisis in its history.  To avoid the fate of European nations, which fell to fascism and communism, America adopted a moderate welfare state, which today is by far the least socialistic in the western world.  These basic protections for workers protect the capitalist system by staving off radicals like those who brought ruin to Russia, and stealing the thunder of socialists.  Today, some want to undo these reforms which protect the American economic system from leftist radicals.

What the voters must understand, is that when the right votes for moderate conservatives, they are not doing it to defeat radical conservatives.  They do it to defeat a different kind of radical...

Don't do the wrong thing this election.

This ad paid for by the Ford-'04 Campaign.

[The Duke]

(Scenes of tax forms, cash regiters, people opening their wallets)

Narrator: How much a year should a person pay in taxes to their state government?  5%?  10%?  In Florida, their is no income tax, and as a result, they require that most state functions be paid for by a sales tax.  Under this system, the poor pay 14.4% of their income on average, second highest such ratio in the country.  Steven Nichols' home state of Washington is the only place where things are worse.  There, the poor pay over 17% of their income in taxes.  This is outrageous, but some are calling for this same system on a national level.  Don't let happen to America what happenned to Washington.

(Cut to Ford)

John Ford: We should lower taxes for all Americans, not press for radical reforms that will hurt some of our citizens.

This ad paid for by the Ford-'04 campaign.

[The Duke]

(We see Ford and his campaign manager, Reaganfan, watching television.  A StevenNick ad come on.)

Too often, we are forced to hold our noses in the voting booth and pull the lever for a candidate who doesn't really represent us, just because he or she is the lesser of two evils.

Ford: Wait a second.  Did he just call himself evil?

Reaganfan: I think so, actually.

Ford: (Shakes his head) Wow.

This ad paid for by the Ford-'04 campaign.

[Reaganfan]

GREAT AD CAMPAIGN!!! GO FORD!!!

[Reaganfan]

Fade in to Kennedy.
Fade in to Ford.
Fade in to Reagan.
Fade in to Bush 41
Fade in to Bush 43.

Our presidents have to get a grip on the nation to keep it from falling victim to terrorists. John Ford wishes to bring together all that is good and just in America.

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[Reaganfan]

What does bump mean?

[The Duke]

What is Steen Nichols' record?  As Party Chairman, so far he has only managed to muster a turnout of 7 voters, out of more than 25 eligible voters in the regions voting right now.  This is a failure of leadership.  Can you really put the coountry in his hands?