Religion and faith - Your story

[Bandit3 the Worker]

I went to a Catholic elementary school where religion was the first class taught each morning. But because the school bus was so slow, I was always late. So the nun who ran the school tried making me take an additional religion class outside the school.

My parents refused to go along with this, because it was the school system's fault I was late every day. The school failed to insist that the bus bring me to school on time.

Result: no First Communion for you!

Eventually I ended up completely ditching the Church anyway.

[Bandit3 the Worker]

And Kentucky was stolen.  I'm sure that's exactly how it happened.

Kentucky was stolen? That's weird, because it looks to me like Kentucky is still right here like it's always been.

[Bandit3 the Worker]

In the past, I never ceased to be amazed at your lack of ability to challenge your own assumptions.  As such, I trust nothing that comes out of your mouth at face value.  Sorry if I don't buy your story 100%, especially since you were probably to young to remember any of it.

Pooing is cool.