Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom
theflyingmongoose
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« on: July 08, 2021, 11:23:31 PM » |
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Religion: Jewish
Denomination: Reform
Why do you follow this religion (or lack thereof)? Because I have a lot of rich relatives and Bar Mitzvahs are a source of four-figure income.
God: Complicated
Afterlife: What Ferguson said. Although I hope it exists where everyone goes to their religion's own version of the afterlife, so I can convert to Mongooseism where the only philisophy is that you go to a heaven of everything you like and can do whatever you want when I'm like 100.
Prayer: When I really need everything on my side.
Worship: I attend Synagogue during high holy days and such. I 'attended' sabbath services on Zoom.
Ghosts, spirits, angels, and demons: Hah!
One True Path: Nah man.
Spiritual objects: My PS5.
Religious law: I don't eat pork. because it tastes bad
Spreading the word: No. No. No.
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