Three Midwest Propositions

[CheeseWhiz]

Chimpanzee Suffrage Proposition

1) Chimps shall not be denied the right to vote.
2) Chimps shall have all the rights of and abide by all the laws of Humans
3) Chimps can’t be called Chimps anymore; it will not be considered PC and they will have to be called Chimpanzees.


Canada Annexation Proposition

1) Canada, in its entirety, shall become part of the Midwest


Speelng Porpiston

1) Ahfulll speelers sall b baneshed form th Mdiwest, froevet and eber.
2) Th punishable 4 speeling badlee willl b Deth.
3) Juhn willl b un exeptoin.

[ilikeverin]

I sign #2

Then I will move to Nunavut, because that's fun to say

I would be Nunavutian!

[CheeseWhiz]

You call yourself a green, Ilikeverin, and you won’t sign the one to give Chimpanzee’s suffrage?