Trees

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Duke and Fez are referring to Live Oaks, which have a tendency to rot in the middle and fall over on your house and car with little to no warning. They also grow like weeds, they are a pain in the ass to remove and the stumps keep growing back over and over, they're pretty though. I personally like either the dogwood or Magnolia tree. I have somewhat of an affinity for the Palmetto but they aren't always popular.

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They rot in that center area where the branches spread out, that's why many people don't know they're done until, flop, over on your roof, lol.