Thurmond Wins in 1948 (COMPLETE)

[feeblepizza]

(This timeline is supposed to be stupid, if anyone asks. It was inspired by this - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=112804.msg2610689#new)

In 1948, President Roosevelt is renominated by the Democrat Party with Senator Scott Lewis (D-Illinois) is his Vice-President.

The Republicans nominate Senator Robert Taft (R-Ohio) and General Douglas MacArthur of Arkansas.

The State Rights Party nominates Governor Strom Thurmond (D-South Carolina) and Governor Fielding Wright (D-Mississippi).

Thurmond/Wright - 301
Roosevelt/Lewis - 147
Taft/MacArthur - 83

Thurmond is sworn in as President and invades Israel, immediately taking it over. Germany, Italy, and Japan also aide the U.S. in invading Israel. Germany, Italy, and Japan become on nation, Geritpan. Geritpan and the U.S. control Israel together.

Also, President Thurmond passes segregation laws throughout the U.S., which ban the 13th and 14th Amendments and instate segregation everywhere in the nation. He is very unpopular and is impeached in 1950.

President Fielding Wright announces in 1950 that Israel will become a U.S. state. Part of Israel will join Geritpan ("Geritpanrael").

In 1951, President Wright announces that he will not run for President. Candidates are:

Democratic candidates:

    * Adlai Stevenson, governor of Illinois
    * Estes Kefauver, U.S. senator from Tennessee
    * Richard Russell, Jr., U.S. senator from Georgia
    * W. Averell Harriman, former U.S. Secretary of Commerce from New York
    * Alben W. Barkley, Senator from Kentucky
    * Robert S. Kerr, U.S. senator from Oklahoma
    * Franklin D. Roosevelt, former President of the U.S. from New York

Republican Party

    * Dwight D. Eisenhower, General of the Army from New York
    * Robert Taft, U.S. senator from Ohio
    * Harold Stassen, former governor of Minnesota
    * Earl Warren, governor of California

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yeah! FDR is alive!

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

Thurmond wasn't on enough ballots in enough states to win election. His primary goal was to throw the election to the House or to the Republicans to show how badly the Democrats needed the Dixiecrats.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Thurmond wasn't on enough ballots in enough states to win election. His primary goal was to throw the election to the House or to the Republicans to show how badly the Democrats needed the Dixiecrats.

Han, read please

(This timeline is supposed to be stupid, if anyone asks. It was inspired by this - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=112804.msg2610689#new)

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

Thurmond wasn't on enough ballots in enough states to win election. His primary goal was to throw the election to the House or to the Republicans to show how badly the Democrats needed the Dixiecrats.

Han, read please

(This timeline is supposed to be stupid, if anyone asks. It was inspired by this - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=112804.msg2610689#new)

Oh, oops. Forgive me, feeblepizza.

[Goldwater]

It hasn't quite reached the awesomeness of yougo1000's timeline, but this is only the first update, so I'm sure it will get more awesome.

[feeblepizza]

In mid 1952 China and the Soviet Union become one country called "Soviet China." Geritpanrael and Soviet China sign a pact agreeing to become allies so that they will not start another World War.

In 1952 the Democrats nominate FDR with Estes Kefauver as his Vice-President. Republicans run Robert Taft and Senator William F. Knowland (R-California).

Roosevelt/Kefauver - 450
Taft/Knowland - 57

(NOTE: 4 EV's added because of Israel)

Republicans refuse to be elected because of their antiwar stance. FDR launches the U.S. into war with Soviet China and Geritpanrael.

Korea becomes a part of Soviet China as well as India and Mongolia and Australia.

Geritpanrael takes all of Western Europe.

World War III has begun and is popular because of FDR's uber sexiness

[feeblepizza]

January 1953 Soviet China invades the Philippines and takes them over immediately.

April 1953 Soviet China invades Eastern Europe and takes it over immediately.

November 1953 Geritpanrael invades Africa and takes if over immediately.

January 1954 Geritpanrael and Soviet China become one united country, Soviet Geritpanrael.

October 1954 FDR launches 10,000 nukes on Soviet Geritpanrael, killing over 90 million people and ending the war in record time. His approval ratings rise to 100%. He resigns and President Kefauver appoints him U.S. Ambassador the UN FDR is elected Secretary-General of the UN.

[hawkeye59]

I suppose he felt he did all he could do as President.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I believe we have a new prophet.

HAIL LORD FEEBLEPIZZA!

[feeblepizza]

In 1955 President Kefauver announces that he will be running for reelection and Israel is blown up by Communists. He decides not to go to war.

Republican candidates are Earl Warren, Harold Stassen, and Senator Richard Nixon (R-California).

Nixon/Stassen - 266
Kefauver/Stevenson - 265

Nixon wins in a close election and is shot in the face 17 times by a Communist rebel. He dies immediately and Stassen becomes POTUS. He repeals the n Act of 1949 and gives Jews full rights.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Better and better!

[Goldwater]

YES! TOTAL AWESOMENESS!

[feeblepizza]

1958 President Stassen is shot by rednecks after he signs the repeal of the n Act. House Speaker Sam Rayburn (D-Texas4) becomes POTUS.

Africa finally becomes its own country after the fall of Soviet Geritpanrael.

1959 Former President Kefauver announces that he will challenge President Rayburn for the Democrat nomination in 1960.

Republican candidates are Earl Warren, Barry Goldwater, and Nelson Rockefeller.

1960 Kefauver is nominated with Senator Lyndon Johnson (D-Texas) as his VP. The GOP nominates Warren, with Rockefeller as his VP.

Kefauver/Johnson - 302
Warren/Rockefeller - 216
Byrd/Thurmond/Goldwater - 19

1961 President Kefauver announces that the U.S. will invade Vietnam in order to overthrow the Communists.

1962 President Kefauver invades Cuba in an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the Communists. It is also revealed that he is having sex with a Communist spy.

August 10, 1963 President Kefauver dies of a heart attack in Tennessee. Vice-President Johnson becomes President.

November 22, 1963 President Lyndon Johnson is assassinated while driving through Dallas, Texas. House Speaker John W. MacCormack (D-Massachusetts9) takes office as President. Governor John Conally (D-Texas) is his Vice-President due to his outstanding bravery at Dallas, when he took a bullet for President Johnson without even knowing it (the bullet meant for President Johnson passed through Conally's body). 

[feeblepizza]

LIST OF U.S. PRESIDENTS (1933-1963) -

1933-1949: Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
1949-1950: Strom Thurmond (States' Rights) - impeached
1950-1953: Fielding L. Wright (States' Rights)
1953-1954: Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) - resigned
1954-1957: Estes Kefauver (D)
1957: Richard Nixon (R) - assassinated
1957-1958: Harold E. Stassen (R) - assassinated
1958-1961: Sam Rayburn (D)
1961-1963: Estes Kefauver (D) - died of natural causes
1963: Lyndon B. Johnson (D) - assassinated
Incumbent: John W. MacCormack (D)

LIST OF U.S. VICE-PRESIDENTS (1933-1963) -
1933-1941: John Nance Garner (D)
1941-1945: Henry A. Wallace (D)
1945-1949: Harry S Truman (D)
1949-1950: Fielding L. Wright (States' Rights) - took office upon the impeachment of President Thurmond
1950-1953: Vacant
1953-1954: Estes Kefauvor (D) - took office upon the resignation of FDR
1954-1957: Vacant
1957-1958: Harold E. Stassen (D) - took office upon the assassination of President Nixon
1958-1961: Vacant
1961-1963: Lyndon B. Johnson (D) - took office upon the death of President Kefauvor
Incumbent: John Conally (D)

[ej2mm15]

FOOLS!!! NO ONE CAN EVER REACH LORD YOUGO1000!!!!

[feeblepizza]

1963 The major candidates are President MacCormack for the Democrats and for the Republicans Nelson Rockefeller and Barry Goldwater are rematching.

1964 MacCormack/Conally is the Democrat ticket while Goldwater/Rockefeller run for the GOP. Former President Strom Thurmond gets mad and runs as an independent with Governor George Wallace (D-Alabama) as his VP.

Goldwater/Rockefeller - 333
Thurmond/Wallace - 142
MacCormack/Conally - 62

Republicans win the Congress in a supermajority and have 49 state governorships (except for Alabama but they are expected to win in 1966).

[feeblepizza]

November 4, 1964 On the day immediately after the election a recount is called because of the illegal "Texas ticket" or MacCormack and Conally.

The recount results:

Americans vote in an overwhelming majority to reelect Thurmond -

Thurmond/Wallace - 488
Goldwater/Rockefeller - 49
MacCormack/Conally - 0

President MacCormack is shot by a Thurmond supporter and Wallace becomes President. He is shot too and the House Speaker, John W. MacCormack's Clone, becomes President.

[feeblepizza]

1965 Jesus comes backs and destroys all the njews. The end.