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« on: December 06, 2011, 09:30:44 PM »

I'm as much as a train wreck in many ways as I've ever been.  I live on energy drinks to get things done.  I am on my third of the day right now, but I'm writing to fully endorse Red Bull over anything else you might take up.  I had two Monsters earlier in the day, and while they do the trick to an extent, nothing compares to the mental clarity and alertness I feel now after maybe 12oz of Red Bull: this is despite 600mg of caffeine on the day prior to touching the Red Bull.


I have a 10 page exam due in at 9am, God help me.  also please note that I only drink sugar free energy drinks!
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 09:31:51 PM »

as your insides slowly turn into jello.
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 09:33:05 PM »

as your insides slowly turn into jello.

why's that, is the stuff radioactive?
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2011, 09:34:54 PM »

Keep it up and your heart will give up Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 09:37:38 PM »

Keep it up and your heart will give up Wink

hey man I eat really well and work out multiple times a week and I quit smoking cigarettes
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2011, 10:28:56 PM »

Good for you kid... those Monster drinks give me sh**ts as liquid and forceful as a fire hydrant
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2011, 10:36:04 PM »

Good for you kid... those Monster drinks give me sh**ts as liquid and forceful as a fire hydrant

I sh**t really well because I eat a lot of fiber.



for those keeping score at home I just took a study break: popped a 12oz PBR to combat the anxiety that comes with caffeine abuse and concurrently took a walk in my parking lot, talking to myself all the time.  quite a life I lead here, really.
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2011, 11:42:05 PM »

Take care, man. There's a reason they voluntarily put a warning label saying not to take more than one energy drink per day.

Myself, I like the sugar-free, white label Rockstars more than anything. They taste better than Red Bull, and give me an equivalent buzz.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2011, 01:15:17 AM »

Damn, I got fiber points, but my Tweed score card had 12oz of Keystone Light on the topline.
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2011, 01:26:46 AM »

Damn, I got fiber points, but my Tweed score card had 12oz of Keystone Light on the topline.

I'm disappointed in you, Tweed is an obvious PBR man. Keystone cross the mild irony threshold into the "trying to hard" threshold that he desperately tries hard to avoid.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2011, 06:02:24 AM »

Take care, man. There's a reason they voluntarily put a warning label saying not to take more than one energy drink per day.

legal liability reasons, no?  FDA pestering them?
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2011, 06:15:32 AM »

Good for you kid... those Monster drinks give me sh**ts as liquid and forceful as a fire hydrant

I sh**t really well because I eat a lot of fiber.



for those keeping score at home I just took a study break: popped a 12oz PBR to combat the anxiety that comes with caffeine abuse and concurrently took a walk in my parking lot, talking to myself all the time.  quite a life I lead here, really.

I read that as "pooped a 12oz PBR" at first after reading the discussion of clarence's and your bowel movements.
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2011, 07:42:48 AM »

just had my first buttered bagel in 9 months.  hit the spot.  exam due in 1.25 hours.
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2011, 11:04:34 AM »

Godawful stuff.
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2011, 12:02:08 PM »

Have fun, I quit drinking that stuff along with everything else fun when I gave up smoking a couple of months ago. I don't miss the energy drinks, they're like meth in liquid form.
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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2011, 12:38:42 PM »


Buttered bagels? I agree.
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2011, 01:33:43 PM »

I've never found those energy drinks work very well - their effect seems more side effect of feeling sickly than actually waking me up.  Coffee by comparison has a wake/sick ratio like this: first cup 99/1, second 60/40, third and up 1/99.

But Tweed, do you also engage in actual 'self-abuse'?  And what kind of 'exam' is ten pages long and 'due'?  Isn't that a 'paper'?
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2011, 02:59:53 PM »

I've never found those energy drinks work very well - their effect seems more side effect of feeling sickly than actually waking me up.  Coffee by comparison has a wake/sick ratio like this: first cup 99/1, second 60/40, third and up 1/99.

I experience quite the same thing: it's the same story with other forms of drug dependence, a misfortune I understand you've largely been able to avoid.


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how do you mean, like self-harm?  if so, I'll decline to comment.

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perhaps it is, it came in the form of three three-to-four page questions and did not require citations, such is why I termed it a paper.  as for 'due', I think you can figure it out.
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2011, 03:23:12 PM »

But bagels with cream cheese are heavenly.
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