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Question: cats or dogs?  by sex and sexual orientation
cats - male hetero   -11 (36.7%)
cats - male homo   -3 (10%)
cats - female hetero   -0 (0%)
cats - female lesbian   -0 (0%)
dogs - male hetero   -12 (40%)
dogs - male homo   -3 (10%)
dogs - female hetero   -0 (0%)
dogs - female lesbian   -1 (3.3%)
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« on: March 15, 2012, 10:27:16 am »
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dogs - male hetero
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 11:38:38 am »
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So far, Dogs are clearly gay and cats are bi.
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 11:40:18 am »
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I don't wish to have sex with either, thanks.
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 12:14:20 pm »
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You forgot bisexuals.
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 12:18:45 pm »
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You forgot bisexuals.

I'm not sure he knows what that is, or would understand the concept.
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 01:16:38 pm »
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You forgot bisexuals.
I'm not sure he knows what that is, or would understand the concept.

Perhaps the Joe Republic would be so kind as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience - or, does he call it love - as he holds them to his bosom and embraces them...
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 01:23:10 pm »
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I'll be happy to teach you all you need to know in private.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 01:37:18 pm »
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I'll be happy to teach you all you need to know in private.

no doubt  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 02:17:42 pm »
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Haha, jmfcst thinks he's on to something - he thinks a gay likes a cat and a straight likes a dog. 
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2012, 02:22:12 pm »
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Haha, jmfcst thinks he's on to something - he thinks a gay likes a cat and a straight likes a dog. 

Presposterous.  Gays don't like pussy cats
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2012, 02:27:23 pm »
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You forgot bisexuals.
And asexuals, pansexuals, etc. etc.

Supposedly, pedophilia is a separate sexual orientation as well, so opebo can't vote either.
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2012, 02:30:44 pm »
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When I was little I thought cats and dogs were the same animal, with cats being the female and dogs being the male

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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2012, 02:43:39 pm »
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When I was little I thought cats and dogs were the same animal, with cats being the female and dogs being the male

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Perhaps cats are just gay dogs in the world of jmfcst.
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2012, 02:54:20 pm »
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Perhaps cats are just gay dogs in the world of jmfcst.

my mother taught me from a very early age that pussies are beautiful...

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
    And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
      What a beautiful Pussy you are,
          You are,
          You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

 
 
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Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
    How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
    But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
    To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
    With a ring at the end of his nose,
          His nose,
          His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

 
 
 III
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
    Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
    By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
    Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
    They danced by the light of the moon,
          The moon,
          The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

 
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true story - that poem was the first bit of poetry I read to my wife shortly after I started to date her, months before our first kiss
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2012, 03:14:10 pm »
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Dogs - female lesbian
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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2012, 07:14:29 pm »
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Dogs - female lesbian

I was wondering where that vote came from.
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2012, 07:21:32 pm »
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Dogs - female lesbian

I was wondering where that vote came from.

Protest vote cuz everyone knows AF is a sausage fest.
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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2012, 10:16:34 pm »
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Haha, jmfcst thinks he's on to something - he thinks a gay likes a cat and a straight likes a dog. 

Thus far the results show the opposite. The straights are much more inclined to like cats.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2012, 01:49:43 am »
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Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
    How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
    But what shall we do for a ring?'

Owl-Cat marriage is a sin in the eyes of the LORD.

true story - that poem was the first bit of poetry I read to my wife shortly after I started to date her, months before our first kiss

You read a children's poem to the girl you just started dating?  Smooth.
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2012, 09:31:36 am »
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You read a children's poem to the girl you just started dating?  Smooth.

I didn't want to beat around the bush:

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'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
      What a beautiful Pussy you are,
          You are,
          You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Y_GLT4_9I

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
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