Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[memphis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-KbstEG4E

[Grumps]

I'm waiting for Joe to change his username to Sloppy Joe Republic to honor Bushie's new diet plan.  

[BushKenya]

Breakfast Saturday Morning, 1 cup oatmeal and 3 slices whole wheat toast.

[Gravis Marketing]

Breakfast Saturday Morning, 1 cup oatmeal and 3 slices whole wheat toast.

I hate to do this, but... How much butter and jam on the toast? Did you add syrup or brown sugar to the oatmeal?

I can estimate the calories with that info.

[Matt from VT]

Breakfast Saturday Morning, 1 cup oatmeal and 3 slices whole wheat toast.

Good job! I had 2 boiled eggs, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, and an apple sliced up with cinnamon. But very good.

[Gravis Marketing]

Dry toast, oatmeal made with water: 400-500 calories.

With toppings, sweeteners, etc.: 700-800 calories.

[Grumps]

Dry toast, oatmeal made with water: 400-500 calories.

With toppings, sweeteners, etc.: 700-800 calories.

Factor in another 1000 calories for lunch at the zoo. Doesn't leave much space for dinner calories.