What would be the InTrade prices for these forum "events"?

[So the Heroes Fall]

Remember I'm not asking how likely you think they are, just what the price would be if InTrade covered Atlas events for who knows what reason:

Tweed to be baptized into Mormonism before 31DEC2012
Tweed to vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day
BRTD to renounce Christianity by 31DEC2012
Inks to be removed as a mod or resign by 31DEC2012
Politico to be banned by 31DEC2012
jmfcst to be banned by 31DEC2012
BushOklahoma to open a new Update thread by 31DEC2012

[Bacon King]

So odds as a price based on "conventional wisdom" that overreacts to recent events?

Tweed to be baptized into Mormonism before 31DEC2012 $5.80
Tweed to vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day $3.20
BRTD to renounce Christianity by 31DEC2012 $2.10
Inks to be removed as a mod or resign by 31DEC2012 $5.50
Politico to be banned by 31DEC2012 $7.00
jmfcst to be banned by 31DEC2012 $2.60
BushOklahoma to open a new Update thread by 31DEC2012 $8.00

[Simfan34]

So odds as a price based on "conventional wisdom" that overreacts to recent events?

Tweed to be baptized into Mormonism before 31DEC2012 $5.80
Tweed to vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day $3.20
BRTD to renounce Christianity by 31DEC2012 $2.10
Inks to be removed as a mod or resign by 31DEC2012 $5.50
Politico to be banned by 31DEC2012 $7.00
jmfcst to be banned by 31DEC2012 $2.60
BushOklahoma to open a new Update thread by 31DEC2012 $8.00

What's the status of Tweed and the Mormons, anyway?

[For Oklahoma]

Tweed to be baptized into Mormonism before 31DEC2012 - $4.00
Tweed to vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day - $0.20
BRTD to renounce Christianity by 31DEC2012 $8.50
Inks to be removed as a mod or resign by 31DEC2012 - $3.50
Politico to be banned by 31DEC2012 - $9.50
jmfcst to be banned by 31DEC2012 - $2.00
BushOklahoma to open a new Update thread by 31DEC2012 - $9.00

[So the Heroes Fall]

Looks like the jmfcst being banned contract would've been a steal.

[ModerateCoward]

Looks like the jmfcst being banned contract would've been a steal.

The posters ITT must have had some good weed for 4/20.

[bgwah]

Remember I'm not asking how likely you think they are, just what the price would be if InTrade covered Atlas events for who knows what reason:

Tweed to be baptized into Mormonism before 31DEC2012
Tweed to vote for Mitt Romney on Election Day
BRTD to renounce Christianity by 31DEC2012
Inks to be removed as a mod or resign by 31DEC2012
Politico to be banned by 31DEC2012
jmfcst to be banned by 31DEC2012
BushOklahoma to open a new Update thread by 31DEC2012

Ugh. You're not supposed to include yourself in these things!