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AL: "GAMBLER" OWES ME HIS HOUSE



Washington, DC

Vice President Al Realpolitik has claimed that the mystery Gambler in FAB News Network's story (who he names as James B MacPhee, 21 Newport Drive, Chesapukeawhegget, MA) has lied to FAB, and actually owes the Vice President his house.
Mr MacPhee "X" has complained to the police about "secret cameras", "being stalked", "death threats" and "malicious spam e-mail's".
Al Realpolitik denies that he is anything to do with these allegations, and told our reporter: "shuddup or your next ya hear me!"

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Supreme Court tells FAB to fork out $2 Million


Al: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Washington
In a shocking development, the Supreme Court has reversed an earlier ruling, and ordered FAB News Network to pay Vice President Al Realpolitik $2 Million. Chief Justice Migrendel denies that this suprising turn of events had anything to do with rumours about his private life, alledgedly circulated from a bunker under the White House. Mr Realpolitik's response to these new allegations was: Ha ha ha ha ha!
When asked if this ruling might damage the freedom of the press, his response was: "freedom of the press? Is that some kinda sick joke or something? Eh? Eh?".

Other News: The body of a man, identified as James B MacPhee, has been found by the Police. He was found hanged in a locked cabinet, with 12 stab wounds and 28 bulletholes on his body. His face had been kicked in and disfigured by sulphuric acid.
Boston Police say it's the strangest case of suicide they've seen for a while.