Political Quiz List. Are you a Quiz Whiz?

[Northeast Representative Goldwater]

Uh, what? Whoever thought that "theocratic socialism" was a theoretically thinkable concept (or rather, that whatever thinkable concept he had in mind could be semi-accurately described so) clearly doesn't know his own ass from a random elbow in China.

I guess it would be something similar to the ideology of William Jennings Bryan?

Who was neither a Theocrat nor a Socialist. -_-

Yeah, I know he wasn't, I was just thinking of something more extreme in that general direction.

[opebo]

I liked that one: http://www.politicaltest.net/test/

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

You are a bourgeois nationalist. 1 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 0 percent are more extremist than you.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Libertarianism (100%)      
Classical liberalism (94%)      
Neolibertarianism (93%)      
Anarcho-Capitalism (90%)      
Libertarian conservatism (64%)      
Paleoconservatism (50%)      
Social Democratism (44%)      
Social liberalism (40%)      
Neoconservatism (37%)      
Anarcho-Socialism (35%)      
Green anarchism (35%)      
Eco-Socialism (32%)      
Democratic Socialism (31%)      
International Communism (31%)      
Religious anarchism (19%)      
National Communism (17%)      
Conservative Social Democratism (16%)      
Fascism (10%)      
Christian Democratism (7%)      
Theocratic Socialism (0%)

Top result not surprising, but the high percentages from the socialisms and communisms worry me

[TNF]

Just listing the ones I got over 50% on. Struck through all the ones I don't like.

Social democratism (100%)
Social liberalism (87%)
Democratic socialism (84%)
International communism (84%)
Anarcho-socialism (76%)
Eco-socialism (76%)
Green anarchism (76%)
Conservative social democratism (65%)
National communism (65%)
Christian democratism (60%)
Religious anarchism (60%)
Fascism (57%)

[Redalgo]

Uh, what? Whoever thought that "theocratic socialism" was a theoretically thinkable concept (or rather, that whatever thinkable concept he had in mind could be semi-accurately described so) clearly doesn't know his own ass from a random elbow in China.

I figured it may have been a reference to positions such as Christian socialism, Islamic socialism, labour Zionism, etc. where sacred scriptures and traditional customs give political inspiration for valuing economic equality, at least some perceived facets of social justice, and/or public control of the means of production. These are not ideologies Marxists or most non-Marxisant socialists in the West would consider truly socialist, ya, but that does not stop folks who are on the Religious Left from wanting variations of it to call their own.

[Northeast Representative Goldwater]

The Advanced Political Ideology Selector:

1. Movement conservative (100%)       
2. Jacksonian Feminist (82%)       
3. Libertarian (82%)       
4. Neoconservative (82%)       
5. Jacksonian (73%)       
6. Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (73%)       
7. Niebuhrian Liberal (64%)       
8. Social Democrat (64%)       
9. Hamiltonian Realist (55%)       
10. Paleoconservative (55%)       
11. Progressive Pragmatist (55%)       
12. Religious Progressive (55%)       
13. Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (19%)       
14. Marxist (0%)       
15. New Leftist (0%)

[Governor Scott]

1. Social Democrat (100%)
2. Religious Progressive (87%)
3. Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (73%)
4. Progressive Pragmatist (62%)
5. Niebuhrian Liberal (56%)
6. Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (53%)
7. Marxist (39%)   
8. Jacksonian (34%)
9. New Leftist (31%)
10. Jacksonian Feminist (23%)
11. Movement conservative (17%)
12. Neoconservative (14%)
13, Libertarian (12%)
14. Paleoconservative (3%)
15. Hamiltonian Realist (0%)

Definitely wasn't expecting such a low libertarian score, or even a high 'hawk' score. :S

[Redalgo]

1. Social Democrat (100%)        
2. Religious Progressive (92%)       
3. Progressive Pragmatist (89%)       
4. Niebuhrian Liberal (73%)       
5. Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (73%)       
6. Marxist (65%)       
7. Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (65%)       
8. New Leftist (56%)       
9. Hamiltonian Realist (34%)       
10. Libertarian (34%)       
11. Jacksonian Feminist (23%)       
12. Paleoconservative (12%)       
13. Neoconservative (11%)       
14. Jacksonian (7%)       
15. Movement conservative (0%)

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

That test is bollocks.

[TNF]

Social Democrat (100%)
Progressive Pragmatist (88%)
Jacksonian Feminist (75%)
Niebuhrian Liberal (75%)
Neoconservative (63%)
Jacksonian (50%)
Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (50%)
Libertarian (38%)      
Marxist (38%)      
Religious Progressive (38%)      
Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (38%)      
Movement conservative (25%)      
Hamiltonian Realist (13%)      
New Leftist (0%)      
Paleoconservative (0%)   


I'm rather glad I didn't register at all with the two ideologies I detest the most (New Leftism and Paleoconservatism)

[Vasall des Midas]

Uh, what? Whoever thought that "theocratic socialism" was a theoretically thinkable concept (or rather, that whatever thinkable concept he had in mind could be semi-accurately described so) clearly doesn't know his own ass from a random elbow in China.

I figured it may have been a reference to positions such as Christian socialism, Islamic socialism, labour Zionism, etc. where sacred scriptures and traditional customs give political inspiration for valuing economic equality, at least some perceived facets of social justice, and/or public control of the means of production. These are not ideologies Marxists or most non-Marxisant socialists in the West would consider truly socialist, ya, but that does not stop folks who are on the Religious Left from wanting variations of it to call their own.

These're not "theocratic"... (though yeah, it may be what he meant.)

[Vasall des Midas]

That test is bollocks.

Quite. "Nationalism can be a force for good"? Heck, even I admit that. "Human freedom and economic freedom are inexplicably linked"? They are if you believe they basically add to the same total and adding to the one inevitably means taking away the other. But I liked the ability to say no to all those "we must put faith in seven different classes of bollocks" questions.

Anyways.

Marxist (100%)   
Niebuhrian Liberal (93%)       
Religious Progressive (85%)       
Progressive Pragmatist (80%)       
Social Democrat (73%)       
Hamiltonian Realist (65%)       
New Leftist (65%)       
Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (65%)       
Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (60%)       
Paleoconservative (50%)       
Libertarian (45%)       
Movement conservative (30%)       
Neoconservative (18%)       
Jacksonian Feminist (3%)       
Jacksonian (0%)   

The ef is a "Jacksonian Feminist" anyways?

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Jacksonian (100%)             
Jacksonian Feminist (92%)             
Movement conservative (84%)             
Paleoconservative (67%)             
Hamiltonian Realist (59%)             
Neoconservative (59%)             
New Leftist (50%)             
Post-1960s Jeffersonian Liberal (50%)             
Wilsonian Liberal Hawk (50%)             
Libertarian (34%)             
Religious Progressive (34%)             
Niebuhrian Liberal (25%)             
Social Democrat (25%)             
Progressive Pragmatist (17%)             
Marxist (0%)     

[Purch]

Conservative/Progressive score: 11
You are a social progressive. You generally consider yourself a humanist first. You probably think that religion and patriotism go too far in society. You probably consider yourself to be a citizen of Earth first rather than a citizen of your country.


Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 12
You're a Social Capitalist, you think that, left to its own, Capitalism leaves a lot of people behind. You think that Health Care should be free to all, that the minimum wage should be raised, and that the government should provide jobs to all that are capable of having them. You likely hated the Bush tax cuts, and believe that the middle class has gotten poorer, and the rich have gotten richer over the past several years. The far extreme of social capitalism is socialism.


Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 7
You're a Moderate. You think that we all have certain inalienable rights that must be protected, but that sometimes laws need to be made to protect the majority's lives or quality of lives. You might think that the 2nd amendment isn't necessary anymore because letting everyone a gun is extremely dangerous to the community. You might also be against illegal drug use or public pornography because of its possible harmful effects to society.


Pacifist/Militarist score: 3
You're a Pacifist. You are angered that the United States thinks it should dominate the world through its military force. You think that the only time war is necessary is when we are in direct danger of being attacked. You also believe the US spends way too much of its money on defense, as we can practically cut it in half and still easily defend ourselves, and use that money to fix all our economic problems.

Overall, you would most likely fit into the category of Hardcore Democrat... I'm not that much of an economic leftist... eh, whatever.

Conservative/Progressive score: 8
You are a social moderate. You think the progressive movement is overall well meaning, but sometimes it goes too far. On issues like abortion and affirmative action, you see the negatives of both extremes on the issue. You probably value religion, but at the same time you think it should still stay separate from the government

Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 7
You are a Moderate Capitalist. You support an economy that is by and large a free market, but has public programs to help people who can't help themselves or need a little help. Pretty much you believe in the American economy how it currently is.

Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 4
You're a Moderate. You think that we all have certain inalienable rights that must be protected, but that sometimes laws need to be made to protect the majority's lives or quality of lives. You might think that the 2nd amendment isn't necessary anymore because letting everyone a gun is extremely dangerous to the community. You might also be against illegal drug use or public pornography because of its possible harmful effects to society.

Pacifist/Militarist score: 2
You're a Pacifist. You are angered that the United States thinks it should dominate the world through its military force. You think that the only time war is necessary is when we are in direct danger of being attacked. You also believe the US spends way too much of its money on defense, as we can practically cut it in half and still easily defend ourselves, and use that money to fix all our economic problems.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

The following are your scores. They are based on a gradual range of 0 to 12. For instance, a Conservative/Progressive score of 3 and 0 will both yield a result of social conservative, yet 0 would be an extreme conservative and 3 a moderate conservative

Conservative/Progressive score: 0
You are a social conservative. You believe in traditional values, and care first and foremost about your country, your family, and your religion. You dislike the agenda of the left because you see them as trying to destroy these things.

Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 2
You're a Capitalist Purist. You believe that the market should be completely free, and that the invisible hand of the market will make sure that the people get what they want and will do it in the most efficient way possible. You believe in small government, less taxes, and more privatization.


Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 6
You're a Moderate. You think that we all have certain inalienable rights that must be protected, but that sometimes laws need to be made to protect the majority's lives or quality of lives. You might think that the 2nd amendment isn't necessary anymore because letting everyone a gun is extremely dangerous to the community. You might also be against illegal drug use or public pornography because of its possible harmful effects to society.


Pacifist/Militarist score: 2
You're a Pacifist. You are angered that the United States thinks it should dominate the world through its military force. You think that the only time war is necessary is when we are in direct danger of being attacked. You also believe the US spends way too much of its money on defense, as we can practically cut it in half and still easily defend ourselves, and use that money to fix all our economic problems.

Overall, you would most likely fit into the category of Hardcore Republican

[ModerateCoward]

Libertarianism (100%)      
Classical liberalism (94%)      
Neolibertarianism (93%)      
Anarcho-Capitalism (90%)      
Libertarian conservatism (64%)      
Paleoconservatism (50%)      
Social Democratism (44%)      
Social liberalism (40%)      
Neoconservatism (37%)      
Anarcho-Socialism (35%)      
Green anarchism (35%)      
Eco-Socialism (32%)      
Democratic Socialism (31%)      
International Communism (31%)      
Religious anarchism (19%)      
National Communism (17%)      
Conservative Social Democratism (16%)      
Fascism (10%)      
Christian Democratism (7%)      
Theocratic Socialism (0%)

Top result not surprising, but the high percentages from the socialisms and communisms worry me

You will be a left winger before you graduate college. I wonder if my ability to guess which way will Libertarians go is good(left, right, or stay libertarian).

[ModerateCoward]

Axis   Position
1   left/right   -9.9941 (-0.6016)
2   pragmatism   -0.8111 (-0.0488)

[white trash heroes]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-true-politics-test
Your result for The True politics Test ...
Capitalist
You are 37% Socially Permissive and 75% Economically Permissive!
Capitalists allow for the most economic freedom possible. They believe in a free, lightly regulated market. The freer the market, the freer the people! As far as social freedoms, capitalists are usually more permissive than Republicans. You'd get along with Adam Smith!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-world's-smallish-political-test
Your result for The World's Smallish Political Test ...
Centrist
With a moderate personal and economic score, you appear to have a centrist view of politics. Centrists tend to consider each issue individually.

[Governor Scott]

Democrat
You are 47% Socially Permissive and 30% Economically Permissive!
You are a Democrat. You believe that the government should not tell you how to live, but should use your money to help the less fortunate. You probably support such programs as social security and welfare. You also believe in social equality of outcome. You are more economically permissive than a socialist.  You'd probably sit down and chat with Bill Clinton.

I tried taking the other one, but it wouldn't let me see the results without registering even though I clicked on the option to see them anyway.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Libertarian
You are 70% Socially Permissive and 85% Economically Permissive!


Libertarian

With a high personal and economic score, you appear to have a libertarian view of politics. Libertarians prefer freedom in both the personal and business realms, and dislike government control and intervention in these areas. Libertarians believe individuals should be allowed to make their own social and economic decisions.

[Vasall des Midas]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-true-politics-test

What an amazingly bad test.
It incidentally called me a centrist.

[white trash heroes]

Your Score

You scored the following on the PoliticsMatch questions:
 

Personal Score   35%   
Economic Score   56%   
 
Where You Fit In

Where your Personal score meets your Economic score on the grid below is your political philosophy.  Based on the above score, you are a Moderate Conservative .

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

you are a Moderate Conservative.

[Northeast Representative Goldwater]

Capitalist

You are 57% Socially Permissive and 80% Economically Permissive!
Capitalists allow for the most economic freedom possible. They believe in a free, lightly regulated market. The freer the market, the freer the people! As far as social freedoms, capitalists are usually more permissive than Republicans. You'd get along with Adam Smith!