Announcement from West Branch, Iowa

[PBrunsel]

I'm PBrunsel, and I approved this add:

Woman: Well my family had owned a Watch building factory since 1906, and one day a worker chose to set up a lawsuit because he reported he sweated too much, and it caused him to get sick.

Narrator: Every week in America small businesses are being sued for petty things.

Woman: Well we were in court for several months, nearly a year, and this cost production tot eh factory.

Narrator: Thousands of petty lawsuits against small business flood our courts each year.

Woman: Well the court ordeal took too much time, and we had to close down the factory, we had just lost too much production.

Narrator: Conservative Historian Paul PBrunsel supports banning petty lawsuits against our small businesses.

Woman: When I vote on Election Day I have to make sure what happened to me doesn't happen again.

Narrator: Paul PBrunsel for Senate, People over Politics.

Woman: I have to vote for PBrunsel, I have to vote for small business.

[The Dowager Mod]

If you are elected how will you vote on the second boss abortion act?
with or without amendments?

[PBrunsel]

If you are elected how will you vote on the second boss abortion act?
with or without amendments?

I will vote yes, due to me opposing abortion. I am in favor of any bill restricting abortion.

I know I may lose your vote now, but I have to stand up for what I feel is right.

[The Dowager Mod]

But it doesn't stop abortion.
your pro-choice now?

[PBrunsel]

Isn't this the bill?

No legal abortions are permitted after the 150th day of pregnancy, unless a certified medical doctor proclaims the life or health of a woman to be in question.

[The Dowager Mod]

Isn't this the bill?

No legal abortions are permitted after the 150th day of pregnancy, unless a certified medical doctor proclaims the life or health of a woman to be in question.

yes it is.
but it has a loophole, and it allows unrestricted access to abortion before 150 days.

[PBrunsel]

150 days, that's fine. Any thing after 150 days is illegal,so it's a start.

[PBrunsel]

(Moose Lake, Minnesota)

(PBrunsel walks to the stage as a band plays "God Bless America.")

PBrunsel: Our great forum must keep a small government, by this I mean the cutting of fantasy positions. A government that is small and efficient can only help our great nation.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: I stand for those whow ant to decrease fantasy government. I will personaly introduce a bill outlawing such unconstitutional positions as Secretary fo the Senate, Laison to the President or Vice President, or personal secretary to a Senator. These jobs just make the government more confusing and huge. To have millions of positions is a tragedy to the government, and it needs to be reduced.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: I will introduce the Position Reduction Bill, this bill will make sure that the Secretary of the Senate or whatever other meaningless job can never be created again.

(Applause!)

PBrunsel: With a bill blocking these insignifigant jobs, we will never have to again see that our government is handing out hordes of little jobs as if the Spoils System was back.

(Applause)

PBrunsel: If the UAC lives up to it's ideas and founding it will approve of this Position Reduction Bill in a way to simplify foum government. As I have said repeatedly, a small governemnt keeps things running good and not in a tangled mess.

(Cheers!)

PBrunsel: Simplify our government, vote for me, i'll work for you, and we can keep this government working correctly.

(Cheers and applause as PBrunsel starts to shake hands. Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to be am American" plays.)

[WMS]

I wish PBrunsel well and give him my support! Fritz is also a good guy, so here's to a clean campaign!

Not that I get to vote in it or anything...

[PBrunsel]

I wish PBrunsel well and give him my support! Fritz is also a good guy, so here's to a clean campaign!

Not that I get to vote in it or anything...

THanks WMS, you are a good guy too.

[JohnFKennedy]

Isn't DemRepDan running as well now?

[PBrunsel]

Isn't DemRepDan running as well now?

Yes he is. What competition, two men who worked in the Nym Government! I have never had a job in this government.

[The Dowager Mod]

Isn't DemRepDan running as well now?

Yes he is. What competition, two men who worked in the Nym Government! I have never had a job in this government.

That may be a selling point.

[StevenNick]

It's the old insider vs. outsider dynamic.

[Beet]

Is this election being held via plurality or preference voting? Not that it'd necessarily have the effect predicted just by looking at party colors...

[PBrunsel]

(St. Louis, Missouri)

(PBrunsel walks to the stage as a band plays "The Missouri Walts" witch was Harry Truman's least favorite song! )

PBrunsel: Today I continue my run for Senate. It may become a failed crusade as I have embarked on before, once for Governor and once for Vice President. This may also prove to be a victory for the Republican Party, and the nation as a whole.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: The choice is up to you.

(Applause)

PBrunsel: My opponents, the honorable Fritz and DemRepDan, have both held positions in the former Nym Administration. For, them they have the expierience. They have held the jobs in the government, and I say it's time for a change in the Capitol City.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: The politicians in Nym, D.C., have had their chance to run this government, and it is bloated, inneficient, and guzziling your hard earned dollars into a bottomless pit of debt. I say that the politicians have had their chance to run this government, and I say it's time for new leadership for District 3.

(Cheers!)

PBrunsel: It's time to get back to an honest government. A government as good an honest as the people of this forum.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: It's time to get back to an honest day's work and an honest day's pay.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: It's time to return to the tradition of hard work, and not to the welfare state.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: My candidacy for Senate is one for the middle class of the forum. I want tax relief for small business, tax relief for the middle class, tax deductable college tuition, and a strong renewal of the American Dream.

(Cheers and applause!)

PBrunsel: We need to unite for a greater cause, we need to unite to make sure the American Dream is always attainable. We need to use our vote to make this forum more honest, more decent, and more campassionate.

(Cheers and applause as PBrusnel leaves the stage to shake hands. Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to be an American" plays.)

[WMS]

I wish PBrunsel well and give him my support! Fritz is also a good guy, so here's to a clean campaign!

Not that I get to vote in it or anything...

THanks WMS, you are a good guy too.

You're welcome! Pity I can't vote in this one, but I hope to see you in the Senate - I think you'd do well there.

[Keystone Phil]

I wish PBrunsel well and give him my support! Fritz is also a good guy, so here's to a clean campaign!

Not that I get to vote in it or anything...

THanks WMS, you are a good guy too.

 Pity I can't vote in this one, but I hope to see you in the Senate - I think you'd do well there.

Agreed. I think PBrunsel will make it to the Senate but who is running against him?

[PBrunsel]

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Fritz and DemRepDan. I think any of us will be good Senators.

[PBrunsel]

Well, here's the best sign I can make:



From the peanut gallery: What a pitiful creation, what a terrible sign.

[JohnFKennedy]

Well, here's the best sign I can make:



From the peanut gallery: What a pitiful creation, what a terrible sign.

Not bad, the problem is that PBrunsel and the elephants are overlapping.

[PBrunsel]

Well, here's the best sign I can make:



From the peanut gallery: What a pitiful creation, what a terrible sign.

Not bad, the problem is that PBrunsel and the elephants are overlapping.

Yes, i'll try to fix that

[PBrunsel]

Here's the best I can do:

[JohnFKennedy]

PBrunsel, what is your e-mail address?

[PBrunsel]

Baresel1@mchsi.com